i'm the hero of this story, i don't need to be saved.

'This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.'

home say hi. FACE. who am i? my favourite people. The Book Club my poetry Me. IZZY REVIEW'S STUFF

milkaholics:

me introducing myself

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

posted 8 hours ago with 137,276 notes

mangocianamarch:

survivingwithouthiddles:

encyclopedophile:

postsfromthemrs:

Look!

Guys. It’s adding insult to injury.

Somewhere Tom Hiddleston is shivering with excitement

mangocianamarch:

survivingwithouthiddles:

encyclopedophile:

postsfromthemrs:

Look!

Guys. It’s adding insult to injury.

Somewhere Tom Hiddleston is shivering with excitement

fakeituntilyoumakeitphff:

spoken-not-written:

oopsphan:

darlinghogwarts:

In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes.
However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she fails, they’ll kick her out of Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. So her real fear isn’t failing.
At Hogwarts, she has two wonderful friends who love her, and she is getting to live in an incredible world. She doesn’t want to lose that, and she thinks that if she does bad in her classes, they won’t let her come back.
Her real fear is rejection and loss.

so what if…
when in the philosophers stone her line “we could be killed, or worse.. expelled” wasn’t her being snooty or a teachers pet..
but her saying that she would rather die than stop going to hogwarts and never see her friends again?

why

fakeituntilyoumakeitphff:

spoken-not-written:

oopsphan:

darlinghogwarts:

In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes.

However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she fails, they’ll kick her out of Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. So her real fear isn’t failing.

At Hogwarts, she has two wonderful friends who love her, and she is getting to live in an incredible world. She doesn’t want to lose that, and she thinks that if she does bad in her classes, they won’t let her come back.

Her real fear is rejection and loss.

so what if…

when in the philosophers stone her line “we could be killed, or worse.. expelled” wasn’t her being snooty or a teachers pet..

but her saying that she would rather die than stop going to hogwarts and never see her friends again?

why

image

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

posted 21 hours ago with 151,593 notes

michaelsrainbowhair:

i don’t see a difference

boys-and-suicide:

Some girls need to shut the fuck up with calling girls sluts. If a girl wants to wear a tank top let her. If a girl wants to wear shorts let her. If a girl wants to wear a tube dress let her. If a girl wants to wear a crop top let her. I’m so sick of girls being so rude and calling other girls sluts just because they wear clothes and perhaps look pretty so you call them sluts. Get the fuck over it and mind your own damn business.

posted 22 hours ago with 29,336 notes

thetalkinghusk:

wearmedown:

a-greek-goddess:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

FACTS

I’ve been going about this all wrong!

posted 22 hours ago with 299,169 notes

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

posted 23 hours ago with 471,309 notes

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

veganvibez:

do you ever feel constantly overwhelmed sad and lonely and you feel so annoying telling anyone about it bc you feel like a broken record who’s looking for attention when in reality you just don’t even know what to do with yourself anymore

posted 1 day ago with 5,413 notes

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

posted 1 day ago with 234,967 notes

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

posted 1 day ago with 152,500 notes